Sherlockians: OMG NO REICHENBACH SHERLOCK JUMPED HEEE'S DEAD JAWN YOU POOR SOUL I WILL NEVR BE OKAY AGAIN
me: Yeah but you do know that he's alive, right? That was literally the last thing you saw in the episode, and you knew he was still alive because it's canon in the books. You know this.
Sherlockians: DOESN'T MATTER, FEELS.
No, ok, this is unfair. This is a fucking porn threesome. Cumbertealips. I hate you!